Thursday, August 24, 2006

ASK GINA!?



Dear Gina
I made out with this guy the other night
but he hasn't called.
Should I call him?
Yours trully,
Phun Girrrl

Dear PHUNG,
Call him ASAP.
The best time to catch a guy
is early in the morning.
Call him up and remind him of who you are
and that you guys had a really fun makeout session
and that you waited for him to call
but since he didn't you wanted to call him
and let him now that you've been thinking of him
and waiting for him to call.
Then set a date where you two can meet up again
and take things from where you left off.
Let him know you're willing to go further
(if ya know what i mean)
Guys admire persistance...
so just keep at him til he does what you want!
~G$

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Dear Gina,
My boyfriend loves red heads but i'm a blonde.
He doesn't know my hairs been dyed the whole time I've known him
(even my hair down there).
I'm afraid when he finds out I'm not really a red head, he'll dump me.
I'll die without him (and that's D-I-E).
Please tell me what I should do!
Desperately yours,
Fake Red

Dear FR,
Shit you're in trouble. You really could d-i-e without him;
that happened to my friend Katrina when her boyfriend found out she wore colored contacts.
He broke up with her and then she died.
I think the only way to save yourself and make it work is to continue to lie to him.
It may irritate your scalp and skin "down there";
you should try using vasiline on the areas you don't want burnt by the bleach.
I know it's alot of time and energy but keep up with those roots.
If you don't you could end up fat and alone...and blonde. Or dead like Katrina.
~G$




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2 comments:

TrannyStash™ said...

hi gina, sometimes when I'm alone at night I feel like the big green elephant from the drawing that one wierd guy did is going to coma and eat me and my unborn babys. Please tell me that Jesus will come instead.Please Gina. I am asking you for help.Help me Gina , Help.
Also, I got a phone call from an FBI agent with a lock of your hair?

TrannyStash™ said...

well,
i'm not a "registered therapist" per say...but based on my "life experience" I'm a fraid i have to shoot you straight. Jesus isn't coming and if he was he wouldn't feel like hanging around your dillusional, self absored crazy ass. so suck.
just joking. ahahahahhahabut seriously,
i was in a coma once and it's not cool
you smell really bad
what?
of sorry
i forgot what i was doing
look
i know who you are and i'm not going to testify,,,so leave me alone