THE WAR ON|20th CENTURY ART

THE WAR ON|20th CENTURY ART, originally uploaded by LAZERTOWN!.

Part of the timeline scrawled upon the wall of Lazertown!
for the WAR ON exhibit which depicted the modern age of machinery and the ways that the art of war and the war of art define each others existance.

Max Maddox, 'Ezekiel'

Max Maddox, 'Ezekiel', originally uploaded by LAZERTOWN!.

This is an older photo from the Max MAddox exhibit at the Lazertown! Where?house gallery space. April 2006..

Acoustic Performance

Sean Adamz
Acoustic
Monday Oct. 23rd
2006
BAR NOIR
Center City
Philadelphia

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FirstMobil|ArtTaskForce

Seeking Artists to engage in rental of artwork to fancy people and hotels.
list of things we need.
1. A-Team Style Van with custom graphics.
2. Jumpsuits
3. Hot Girls for distractions
4. Rope

anything to add to the list, ?
ideas?Tell us in a comment.
This is for serious.

Ghost

Story:ED MARSHALL
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So I went out a few weeks ago on a shoot in Florida and I stayed at a home in Spring Hills. I don't usually sleep well in other places other than my home. Funny thing though I really had a problem sleeping at this place.Everyone in the complex was a sleep but I kept hearing walking back and forth in the hallway. It was really odd cause I knew the whole place was
carpeted wall to wall. The footsteps however sounded as if the person was bare foot. So I was laying there for hours and finally couldn't take it anymore! It was worst than a dripping faucet.I got up and oddly enough, it seemed as if whatever it was scurried away when it heard me coming. Walking in the dark so I wouldn't wake any of the others I quietly
tip toed around a bit. Stopped in the middle of the hallway because I swore something either bumped my thigh or I almost knocked something down. I Reached,to catch it quick.. but there was nothing four feet away from me on all sides.
So of course now I'm totally trippin! It's 2am and I'm in the freakin swamps of Florida and no one is going to believe me. So I quickly take my ass back to my room! So now I'm a thirty something year old guy under the covers trying to figure what the HELL that just was. An hour passes and I finally decide I'm going to do something ... I grab my camera, some motion triggers
and my tripod and I tip toe back out into the hall. I set the camera up and figure if anything I'll just catch the roomies running to the john? Two and a half hours to sun up and I haven't slept a wink! The next morning everyone's up rested. And my eyes are freakin bloodshot and Andrew is asking me why my gear was setup in the hall. I pretty much gave him a kinda tired
grin, danced around the reason. And later on we're off to shoot with nothing else said!

Hey no one's going to believe me anyway right?
Ed Marshall
www.roafi.com

Nina Laurinolli Art.

NINA ROCKED THE FIRST SUBMISSION
TO 'THE TOILET PAPER' EVER..!
Like 6 months ago.
Sorry Nina,
it took us a minute to get the shit together.
BUT we love meat, and meat hooks,
and birds, and double-sided meathooks! too!!!.
Holy shit we love you.
-SA
To view more works by Nina,
go to:
http://ninalaurinolli.tripod.com/id2.html

T-SHIRTS

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NEW ART|DANIEL PAASHAUS

'Ideological State Apparatus' VI . 2006 Daniel Paashaus
Fine Art Photographer | Lazertown! Art Collective Member

NIGHT OUT WITH 'NESE ||

'Nese is a Situationalist...
Not to be confused with
the unschooled or Low Brow Art of 'Scenster',
These two things are completely different.
Here, as depicted by the photograph
Some Hollywood Producer is 'Freakin' Out'
Cause 'Nese won't let him touch her Boobs.

Our Los Angeles Correspondent/Super Secret Spy
will get into any awards ceremony and infultrate any posh party scene.
If you know of any interesting things happening in the Los Angeles area,
please e-mail us..and we'll get De 'NESE right on it.
e-mail submissions@lazertown.com

LAZER DOG [Jason Pultz]

REAL NEWS!

In TOILET PAPER related news,
Always wipe front to back.
NEVER back to Front.
K-bye.
MORE REAL NEWS HERE-

ASK GINA!?

Dear Gina
I made out with this guy the other night
but he hasn't called.
Should I call him?
Yours trully,
Phun Girrrl

Dear PHUNG,
Call him ASAP.
The best time to catch a guy
is early in the morning.
Call him up and remind him of who you are
and that you guys had a really fun makeout session
and that you waited for him to call
but since he didn't you wanted to call him
and let him now that you've been thinking of him
and waiting for him to call.
Then set a date where you two can meet up again
and take things from where you left off.
Let him know you're willing to go further
(if ya know what i mean)
Guys admire persistance...
so just keep at him til he does what you want!
~G$

***********************

Dear Gina,
My boyfriend loves red heads but i'm a blonde.
He doesn't know my hairs been dyed the whole time I've known him
(even my hair down there).
I'm afraid when he finds out I'm not really a red head, he'll dump me.
I'll die without him (and that's D-I-E).
Please tell me what I should do!
Desperately yours,
Fake Red

Dear FR,
Shit you're in trouble. You really could d-i-e without him;
that happened to my friend Katrina when her boyfriend found out she wore colored contacts.
He broke up with her and then she died.
I think the only way to save yourself and make it work is to continue to lie to him.
It may irritate your scalp and skin "down there";
you should try using vasiline on the areas you don't want burnt by the bleach.
I know it's alot of time and energy but keep up with those roots.
If you don't you could end up fat and alone...and blonde. Or dead like Katrina.
~G$




!*************************!
Ask Gina about anything..
she doesn't care she's from Jersey.
send to:
askgina@lazertown.com
Or post a comment on here
asking your question.
Or call her at 212.712.5466
Or write her at her parents house,
where she lives..
in the attic.

P.S.A-1

ALERT! New study finds..
The "I'll Show You, If You Show Me" Game
IS A GATEWAY DRUG!
This game can in fact lead to
uninhibited adult behaviour
and CAN further LEAD TO SEX!
This game is disrupting the core of our society,
and leaving many people homeless and divorced.
This is because of their sexual deviance
and innapropriate gestures in public.!
IF YOU DONT WANT your children leading a life of crime..
Dont let them play with each others pp's!
This has been a public service announcement
from [THE TOILET PAPER!].+

THE WAR ON BUGS.

According to statistics from the National Pest Management Association, bed bugs are on the rise in America, having increased 500 percent over the last three years.
Consequently, hotels have become as proactive as possible in identifying infestations.
Bed Bug Growth in America
• 19 percent more pest elimination companies responded to bed bug calls in February 2004 than July 2003;
• Bed bug cases were reported in 40 states through February 2004;
• Ecolab Pest Elimination reports a 300 percent increase in bed bug service calls in the past five years;
• Ecolab has received more service calls in the first eight months of 2004 than in all of 2003;
• Pest control companies have been reporting the infestations not only in hotels, but in multi-family housing, apartments, and hospitals.
Bed Bugs: What Are They?
• Blood-feeding insects;
• Light-tan in color, turning dark-red or brown after feeding;
• About 1/4 inch long, flattened before feeding and swollen afterward;
• Easy to see with the naked eye, but difficult to find while hiding;
• Feed once a week on a sleeper’s exposed skin for several minutes at a time;
• Bites are painless and not felt by most people, but could leave a hard bump with a whitish center that can itch for many days;
• Parasites, but there is NO evidence they spread disease like other parasites;
• Able to survive up to 10 months between blood meals if necessary;
• Nocturnal;
• Attracted to carbon dioxide and body heat;
• Able to lay up to 500 eggs in one lifetime;
• Able to repopulate themselves and re-infest a room in just three to four months;
• Extremely mobile, can hide just about anywhere and be carried in anything;
• Create a sickly, sweet smell in an infested room;
• Can hide almost anywhere, including in upholstered furniture nightstands, headboards, bedding, lamps, picture frames and luggage;
• May also be found in unexpected places, like the telephone, behind electrical switch plates, under carpet edges or carpeting, light fixtures, housekeeping carts and folds of draperies or curtains.

NIGHT OUT WITH 'NESE |

*Here our Los Angeles correspondent is posing with Keanu Reeves and he's wasted,
or she just punched him in the face for touching her boobs.

In the next picture we think she looks really happy because
Snoop is pinching her ass.

Our Los Angeles Correspondent/Super Secret Spy
will get into any awards ceremony and infultrate any posh party scene.
If you know of any interesting things happening in the Los Angeles area,
please e-mail us..and we'll get De 'NESE right on it.
e-mail submissions@lazertown.com